Time is moving like molasses today

very slow day today..I always start off like that somehow! its like how fairy tales start off with "Once upon a time" I guess I just can't wait for final bell to ring everyday.
Its that time of the selling season where its dead. Its those weeks inbetween selling seasons where you visit your accounts make some follow-up calls see how business is out there. I don't want to travel out the office and visit the accounts not because of them but because of the traffic. It would take me an hr to get anywhere. The office is in good spirits. I for one am so dead. I called some accounts and sent some emails for appointments so far no one. I got four emails so far today and they were from two people.

G Dubbs is planning his trip to Gotham City to hit up some potentials and get hit up by some potentials. He made a huge map of Gotham City and I want to help him and find all the good "G_ _" spots to hit up. I bought mini shiny unicorn, rainbow and soccer ball stickers to use as markers to highlight key spots to visit. I will eventually get G Dubbs a "Hello Kitty" helium filled balloon with about 15 ft of string to bring with him as he is also going with Mimi and his buddy as well. The Hello Kitty balloon will help just incase they ever lose eachother in the big city they just need to look up and they will find G Dubbs. I envy them its like they are gonna have their own Adventures in babysitting stories to come back with and share.
Yup another Veg Girl blast. Veg Girl gave me another word to add to the "bad wurd grammar dictionary"
Yesterday she was asking if Monica is going to longened her skirt.

She really wanted to use the word "Lengthen" Veg Girl has a knack for using the wrong words. I had a list of 10 words that she has used that were completely off but I lost it. I suck at grammar at times but I have enough general knowledge to know that Monetery Jack Cheese is not used in Nachos Con Queso. I think she had this bloke in mind when she said Monetery Jack even though its really Monterey Jack.

Veg girl is in bizarro world today she keeps walking around saying "daddy would you like some sausage". Monica is "lady in red" yesterday, everyone kept singing the song when she walked by. She said she hates hearing that song because it reminded her of screaming babies and cleaning the house in the 80's. I love busting Reh Reh's nuts everytime she looks over to speak to G dubbs or Veg Girl. I'm in her peripheral vision when she talks to them so what I have been doing since this morning is hold a picture of Barack Obama by my face. Hopefully she will not crack up as her conversations with Veg and G Dubbs are usually important and tres serious plus there is no time for laughing in the workplace. Last thing I want is Veg and G dubbs to think Reh Reh is laughing at them and then they go off and place a comment in the comment box about her.

All of Party Girls hard work is going to be paid off today as her celebrity will be in town and she'll be running the show. I wonder if she will be wearing a head-set? That was a pretty boring post on Party Girl, it doesn't seem very Party of her. I think Party Girl isn't really Party Girl as much as I know anymore. Come to think of it she hasn't shown up to work hungover in quite some time. I mean thats how you get to be called Party Girl right? Theres rumblings in the office that Party Girl is gonna be hanging up the gloves and turning into Parent Teacher Association Party Organizer Girl in the next year or so.

I did something at work I thought I would never do but I gave in my notice that I am resigning in next few weeks. I hope the blog still runs, its like it ended before it even began. My days are numbered here!!

I will be pursuing a career in cheese making actually artisan cheese. I ran across a goat and two cows that give off milk on Kijiji.ca for 85 bucks. I also ran across some old cheese making machines on craigslist which will probably wont work. This all started because I ran across a stack of cheese cloth in my basement. I might as well make good use of it and whatelse better to do with a stack of cheese cloths then start a cheese making factory. I already have all the forms to apply for a government grant. I am going to be claiming that I am part Native, partially blind, 4 ft 2 with gray eyes, sexually abused by a priest, former assembly line autoworker of Ford and fluent in Cantonese. I should be able to swindle some dollars for start up. In the meantime while I wait for the cheese to cure I can focus on my folk music lyrics and ideas for sitcoms.

I am sad that I will be leaving but what can you do, at the end of the day someone else will come and it will be back to normal. Work was one big family sitcom with all the right characters. We had the always horny mom in Monica, the token gay kid that dreams to be a dancer one day in dubbs, the 27 yr old "jesus is your homeboy" virgin in Veg girl, the man killer older sister in Party Girl, I was the step brother with the speech impediment, Mimi was the highschool friend of Veg Girl that always came over to help with her homework, Reh Reh was the nextdoor neighbour cause shes new.

There were other characters that have come and gone from here for instance the more memorable, Minlingistics, hand cramp Turkice, UK Don Da Da, Debra Messing and her sister

this girl

I can probably count 20 more people. Im going to miss alot here, I spent a good amount of my time causing shit. I hope the next bloke they hire is an aries. Well this isnt my final post I have a couple more weeks left I'm scrapping the cheese making factory so maybe I'll stay nah..but this is how I feel right now lol, to tell you the truth I dont know the whole lyrics to the song so if its about anything other than being a free bird don't tell me.