Just another manic depression monday JK im not depressed I'm good!!

This is a shark sleeping bag. I think its pretty funny and would like one to pass down to my kids one day to show how funny I can be while being PG-13. I think it will also help them get over their fear of sharks, a fear I already concluded they will forsure have. I also would like to be eaten by a shark rather than be at work today. The atmosphere is weird in the office everyone is tense, its like a terror alert has been issued along with an amber alert. You can cut the tension in here with a knife or a great sing along if I can rally up the troops to do so. On the brightside I heard Master Minlingistics is coming back to the office for a hot minute to work a day here and there. Master Minlingistics was the original Logistics person before Reh Reh. She ruled that position with an Iron Fist and mean stare. She even used an abacus rather than todays calculators as she felt they were too slow and she was a showoff!! (play stereotypical chinese "Gong" sound) regardless it will be nice have her back for abit.

I swear I try not to showcase Veg Girl or bust her balls all the time but she keeps feeding me shit to bust her balls about. Its like im a mouse and shes teasing me by dangling monetery cheese in front of me (sorry that is an inside joke for only 4 people or so in this world) anyways according to Veg Girl Webster!! died this weekend. lol she had me rolling im pretty sure its not her fault she is just getting her black people mixed up! Plus I don't think shes part of the different strokes generation and more of the Webster generation as the shows were very similar where a white family adopts a small black kid. RIP Gary Coleman I wasn't laughin at your death as it is very sad.

According to Veg Girl this is WebsterJust some FYI Veg Girl this is WebsterI can see why she had trouble between the two (....cough!ignorant!cough...) lol...jk jk

Dennis Hopper died as well

Ok enough with the celebs this was my first and last wannabe Perez Hilton postParty Girl is working the phones hard she is in charge of a certain D-list celebrity they are taking around town this week. Monica is trying to make a game out of __ and is using hangman as a way to keep track. Back to work shits gonna hit the fan tomorrow. BUT first Im gonna eat some chicken for lunch and one of those weakass buns with cheese on top that they call Pizza Buns.

Yea I might as well do this I already put it in my title