Review of the day "Tapatio"

Tapatio hot sauce, get to know it, its cheap its delicious. $2.37 at your local Price Chopper you will find it in your "stay out of Arizona" aisle....smh at Arizona.
I try to buy as much as I can when I hit my fav P.Chopper.

My review of Tapatio
scale of 1-10 (1 being bad)

First off the label: (+10)
Nothing says hot sauce with a sombrero wearing brown guy with a hipster stash!
Racist scale (+8) he has a sombrero

Flavour: (+9)
An excellent balance between flavour and heat. Think of Franks red hot minus the vinegar. A good choice for any Mexican dish you racist!

Color: (+3)
When you buy it off the shelves it has that high radiation level red but it dies off and turns a marinara red. Oxygen!! the hot sauce killer.

Heat level: (+7)
Good heat here, possible sweat glands on your nose if you aint careful.

Vegetarian coworker rating (+2) says "ehhhh...nothing to run home about!" honestly who says that? When was the last time you were out and wanted to run home and write about it. Veg coworker com'on (I am sensing undercover emo/lesbian/vampire/ tendancies).. You will get to know vegetarian coworker and her undercover ignorance. Have you ever been sitting in a conversation and theres that one person that makes it awkward without knowing. That veg coworker, heart of gold, always thinking of others before themself but everytime its a group setting I have my phone ready to play a cricket sound bite after an awkward remark or statement....

Gay coworker rating (+9) says "gonna buy some of my own!"
I don't mean gay in a bad way, gay coworker is cool I just cant call him by his real name so I'm just being an ass really. When I first met him he was like "hi my name is _ _ _ _! do you know of BeetleJuice the movie?" I was like "yes! I loved that movie and I started renacting the "Dayo dinner table scene where everyone gets possesed" he cut me off and said "don't ever say my name 3 times!" We have the same birthday....

You will get to know gay coworker hes good peoples,


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOUqizemI0

Party girl review: (+8) says "i put it in my soup didn't I? leave me alone..shit man!!"I love party girl she can be mean at times but its all love. You will get to know party girl, hence the name she is a girl. She sometimes beefs with vegetartian and gay worker actually more so on the regular. I think party girl can beat up vegetarian girl if veg girl didnt have her bread and cheese fix.

Rundown:
The only downside to putting a bottle of this on the table is it's rather bland looking label if you can ignore the stereotype mexican smiling. A good, well rounded sauce that's worth a try, especially as it is very inexpensive, and usually widely available. The taste will prove familiar to Mexican food enthusiasts, it's somewhat similar to a number of other Mexcian hot sauces. An excellent choice for amateur chiliheads or if you're looking for a straightforward sauce that won't break the bank or excommunicate a portion of your guests... Try it, smell it, lick it, try to get to second base with it, you'll like it.