oufffff...why do I do this to myself

Bad move listening to veg coworker, I feel the oil seeping into my body. I need that Dr.Ho colon cleanse formula. Veg coworker layed into me saying we are friends not coworkers but I'm still gonna call her that. We chose to mange on an italian riceball and ponzo to celebrate her heritage. Veg nerd called in to see if they would make her a special cheese ponzo and they hung up on her, lol what a nerd.

Nothing good to write about this lunch other than regret, my desk is covered in oli, my keyboard is covered in oil, my phone is covered in oil, my bberry is covered in oil,the gulf of mexico is covered in oil, my gel pen is covered in oil, my calculator is covered in oil, my projections for next year is covered in oil, my face looks oily! I need to find a lotion for oily skin types, my tapatio hot sauce is covered in oil, I look next to me and gay coworker is wearing a tank top and covered in oil but I think its on purpose so it doesn't count. jk! There was a whole ball of cheese in that ponzo. Tonight I am cracking open the Metamucil, cheese can make you constipated if u didnt know this already. Three fried items in one day is not good even for the person that doesn't give a shit about their health.

I put a post it note on my monitor reminding me not to touch my face with my oily fingers unless I want a nice white pimple to show off tomorrow, or I can just go wash my hands.

Sento per disgustare, ciao!!

Can someone kill this music playing in the office?? Guys if you are reading this! I feel like we in the giftshop at the Royal Botanical gardens. What genre of music is this? can you please tell me? Its a mix of hippy meets country meets folk meets Rick Astley!