Replacement

Long time no post, in all honesty I have nothing to write about. I can go on about dumb things we do here at the office but they are usually the same.

I sit and bobble my head

Monica farts.

Veg Girl bitches and complains about the a/c all day (July 17th!! pool party! look for the flyer in ur inbox!!!)

G Dubbs is always having a good hair day

Just a Girl mumbles! her problem is getting worse than mine! and I motha fukin speed talk mumble so its bad! jk

MiMi is always eating!she has also been in and out of the office the last few weeks - I think she goes jogging or does tai-chi in the back parking lot or some shit

Reh Reh is...I have no clue I can't see her from my vantage point..so to me she is obsolete like dial up modems and vhs tapes!! lol jk. As an aside she is movin on up to post up at my desk! they found a sucker for her position! jk jk

As you can see same old, same old

I also met my replacement. Honestly all they did was find a hispanic that wears a jean jacket, likes cardigans and white v-necks, dude dresses like me! Way off from the hazel eyed black guy I thought they were gonna bring that speaks italian and knows sign language because he used to do missionary work in Africa and helped setup schools in small remote villages (not sure if hes hispanic I didn't get a chance to smell him properly..hmmm...maybe hes Portugese "Sim, eu falo português!!")

He didnt put his hands together like this when he spoke

So its safe to say he aint italian!! FYI "This gesture is a desperate appeal to the Mother of God. It expresses exasperation and disbelief." For the record its not an italian thing as I did see a chinese guy use the same move and place his hands against his nose to block another chinese guy from using his fingers to poke his eyes. I love when I see this hand expression being used because its usually coming from a passionate individual and they prolly have something interesting to say or they are explaining how they just pumped this broad in the washroom.

I also have a thing for Gingers! when I see one I have to stop and stare like a crazy and if im with someone its like punch buggy to me and I have to let them know theres a ginger in the vacinity. Im always amazed, no clue why and its prolly one of the dumbest things but I just do. Ok honestly here is the reason why, the internet says "Gingers will be extinct in the next 100 years" and we all know how the internet never lies. Look it up if you want to shake your head at something stupid.

Ok wait back to my replacement, I got soo side tracked. I found a recipe for Tuscan style beans um um ummm!!

My favorite Drake song before he became drizzy, I will talk about my replacement next time..honestly who cares about him really!!