oooooooooooowwwweeeeee 2nd last day

My second last day, I have to come back next tuesday the 6th for those who care. Gonna meet the new dude and Reh Reh to get them settled in. Gonna give them the bobble head sleaze training program. Gonna teach them cheat words to use in appointments like UPT (units per transaction) blah blah blah. If you would like to know some let me know they are great for getting out of white lies you have created just to get ahead.


Anyhow, I spent a good amount of time today reading articles on how to leave on a good note. LMAO there are actual articles on how to do this!!

Courtesy of the internet they recommend to follow these four steps


Step 1: Resolve your conflicts:
umm, ok.


G Dubbs sorry I called you an asshole when you stole the spotlight by wearing gold lamay tights to my cosmic bowling birthday party.


Just a Girl aka Party Girl - Sorry you found the lifesize hair doll I made of you sitting in the passenger seat of my car when you ran into me in the parking lot of Costco. I hope this makes you feel at ease and you stop wearing the hair net to work.


Veg Girl - I don't have any conflicts with her you but you prolly do with me so I will wait for your response or you can suck it up. Hey why don't you try eating a steak or something?? yay July 17th!!


Monica - Sorry I'm bouncing on you, hope you don't go nuts without me have fun with the new regime! If you wanted to know how I did it and lasted so long here you go:
When you have some on you, do a bump of coke in the washroom every 20 mins or so until you have no more. If they find out and start to judge you just offer them some.
Sometimes I do rub one off in the washroom to wake me up,
I keep reading the davinci code when no one is looking, I must have read it about 35 times now at work.
I learned how to day dream and still talk to you guys like im not in la la land.
I learned how to sleep with my eyes open, thats why my head keeps bobbing! im not really just saying yes to get out of the conversations, I am sleeping!!
As an aside Monica, thank you for telling me about how you did it with the sumo wrestler guy whose penis was thick like a pop-can.


MiMi - No conflicts with you if you have one with me I would tell you to "F" off!! lol welcome to Veg Girls world! lol


Reh Reh - No conflicts with you except you took away the excuse for people to say "what up bro" and "YO YO" and "Bozu" from me. Now they say it to you and whatever...(kissing teeth)


Im out gonna paint some doors for fun here. I will be back tomorrow! with step 2 to 4.