4 more Mondays to go!!

Shout outs to Thunder Thief for getting hitched!

So I'm in the showroom helping Monica pack up the samples and for no reason she blurts out

"When I'm on dates I check out the guys fingers to see if I would like to get fingered by them!" and she continued on with what she was doing and walked away. If thats the case and you girls think disgusting things like that I for one have lady fingers or piano playing hands as my priest used to tell me. I hope that gives me the advantage when girls look at my hands and they have the assurance that I will be just as gentle to them as they are to themselves if they ever needed my fingers. Now the awkward part of my post is done (please stop staring at your fingers) we can all be normal.

Quiet day today, did the usual things emails, clean-up, follow-up. Party Girl is slowly losing the name, she just came in as Girl, she mentioned to include babysitters club in her name somehow and I shall. Reh Reh is extra silent today no mimi around I dont think she even grabbed lunch I hope shes not missing her too much that she doesn't eat. I once had two gerbils and when one passed away the other one died the next day. G Dubbs is in Gotham City with Mimi, maybe he will find his Robin or part time Robin!!! jk jk jk this song is for you G Dubbs.

Play this while you are getting ready tonight.

Veg Girl is still mad at me, I bought her a donut the other day and I found it in the garbage next to this with my name on it.

Usually she pays for my lunch but not the last few times we went out. Its her bday tomorrow so if you see her wish her a happy birthday. Not sure how old she is but I guess she is somewhere inbetween Dixie Chicks and eastside marios perhaps?? Im just playing me and her are good now I was getting the cold shoulder last week but she then told me she was feeling ill because she took canesten so don't take it personally, she thought it was reactine all week. She said my nose kept dripping but she was able to eat more yellow cheeses than normal and her facial hair became more coarse!! Not sure what canesten can do to ones body when they don't need it but I guess it falls under the saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away or is it dentist??" so it was like preventative maintenance I guess.

Im on my last few weeks here, I think end of July is my time out I haven't officially set a date with the boss. Im very curious to see who is going to take my place. I know Reh Reh is coming over into sales but I know they will be finding one more person to team up with her. Maybe it will be some hearthrob guy with hazel eyes and always smells like cedar wood and rocky mountain air (he will probably use the word shlam alot when describing what he did to girls on the weekend) Maybe its an asian guy with great personality and work ethic (prolly because he married his white gf from University, they also own a Yaris, ooohh and they own a golden lab but they had to put him down last spring cause he had health issues and he was too old to operate on) Maybe it will be a girl with the same qualities as me but with a menstrual cycle. She will prolly duke it out with G Dubbs, Veg Girl and Party G on a daily basis. I might be teaming up with Debra Messing again work wise but we still be in different belle du provinces!! Keep you posted on that.

Lotto Max is gonna be 70 million. Way too much money for one to win. If I win half to my main chick, quarter to my side chick and everyone else gets to be rich with me.

Also this is gonna be my official signature until I'm gone.