Meet G Dubbs rare european long haired mink named "Ascott" and he is not camera shy or sleeping people I will explain. When I first met G Dubbs Ascott was just 8 inches long. Dubbs always said he hates animals but he is growing Ascott to be a super star. I had no clue what he meant at the time but whatever. I mean what better to do than get a mink instead of adopting a chinese baby if he was feeling maternal. For the last 3 years Dubbs has been bringing Ascott to work. I had fun feeding the guy my left overs from lunch. As an aside I thought it was weird when Veg Girl asked Dubbs if he has ever thought about breastfeeding Ascott, thats awhole other convo I won't get into. Anyways long story short Dubbs came in with an ear to ear smile today. I asked where Ascott was and Dubbs face turned red in embarrassment. "He's in a better place" Dubbs replied. He then lifted up his arms in excitement and showed me this!!
Dubbs then went on saying how he cannot wait to attach Ascott to a new head board he has been working on. "It took me 3 years to make this head board!" its gonna match my bed spread and he showed me his bedroom on his myspace page.
G Dubbs know his stuff he said "nothing touches this body but egyptian silk and little furry mammals!" Amen to that dude!!That wasn't really office related but whatever. Got in touch with another ex coworker who left awhile ago to Calgary. She told me she met some natives down there and they are now calling her Thunder Thief!! They say her arrival blessed them with a good harvest this past winter so they annointed her the Tunder Thief at a ceremony this past spring. I don't have any smartass thing to say about her other than the fact that she followed nutritional guidelines Canada recommendation of 8 full glasses of water a day.
She is more this (minus the hat or maybe- she never really told me what she did after work!) lol
Ok more like this... 
Not this!...
Veg Girl has been giving me the cold shoulder all day, I guess its because I'm going. Party Girl and Dubbs are cool about it. Monica aint that happy me and her cause alot of shit here. Mimi and Reh Reh are cool with it as well I guess
Like I said before I am sad I'm leaving, I really am!! on the outside I am showing them this.
But on the inside
I'm like this!!!
Ooohhhhhh yeeaaaaa 
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