Everyone is just chilling doing their thing. Its raining out maybe that's why everyone is moving extra slow, im just doing the same to fit in but on the inside this is me.Veg girl is planning a pool party in the rain. Im going and i'm trying to bring a bunch of my friends over cause none of us have a pool or get invited to pool parties for that matter. Wonder if shes gonna invite our co-workers, oh well now they know about it and if they didn't know about it until now I guess they didn't get the invite. I guess Veg Girl is gonna save face right now and invite whoever wasn't invited that didnt have a chance to read this yet.
I think Party Girl's name is now gonna be "I'm just a girl" she's hanging up the party life and just keeping it to bdays and weddings
Interviews have been coming in on the regular today. All walks of life want to work here, not sure who my replacement is yet. It has been girls all day, im pretty sure they want a guy. I hope they ask me to interview a few. It will be fun I get to ask questions like where do you see yourself in 5 years!! lol what a loaded question like really c'mon.
This is how my interview would go.
Me "ok so everyone slacks at different times during the work day usually inbetween tasks. Since you are new how would you disguise your picking ur ass moment?"
Me "when you lie to your boss and coworkers about missing a day of work because you really were just hungover do you come back the next day working twice as hard or do you still play sucky baby and take it easy so they dont get suspicious.?"
Me"we have different nationalities in the office. If you were to pick which one should be kicked out or not allowed to warmup their food in the microwave how would you go about it?"
Me"choose which song you would like to sing for me "Dancing on the ceiling" by Lionel Richie or "Maneater" Hall & Oates im going to be playing the melody on my keyboard guitar?
Me"we have a few gay male workers here, do you feel awakward and upset when you see David Beckhams body and you cannot make a comment like your gay coworkers get to do?
Im dozing off, I need a redbull. Nothing else left to write about gotta go back to work.
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