Friday, June 4, 2010

Temptation

Show of hands who gets to use the internet for work!! If you are one of those blessed and have your hands up congrats. You are an honourable person and you do your due diligence and use the web for work, looking for potential accounts whatever your work entails. Heads up big brother is watching. They are keeping track of what we look at to see where we spend our time going off the beaten path. I work in wholesale and need to find potential retailers thats it thats all basta! I don't need to be doing anything else but that really. Yet the world of information is at our fingertips. Mind you I wouldn't start surfing porn sites at work cause I could just go to the washroom and rub one off if I really felt like it, thats a temptation in itself hmmmmmm. The temptation is there and we all go for it look at other things and waste our bosses money. My sickness is Ebay, G Dubbs is Daria Werbowy (yes not a website but Dubbs would like some of her pie so that falls under temptation)

Here is a nursery rhyme for G Dubbs and Daria (please try to use the Yankee Doodle melody when reading it)
"G Dubbs holding his doodle, went to New York City
Stuck his doodle in Daria's vag, now confused, but excited they're haaviiing a baby!"
no clue where that came from sorry dubbs it just popped in my head.

Party Girl's thing is selloffvacations.com ( I swear she goes on vacation everyother week!! lol) Mimi is wreckedexotics.com and teamspeed.com -she is a car freak that I just found out not to long ago, not to sure about Reh Reh she actually just works, Monica's thing is getting hunted by men websites, Veg Girl surfs UFO and 9/11 conspiracy websites.

Anyways everyone knows how to delete their history on Internet Explorer go to tools>internet options>delete>etc etc, please note not everything gets deleted from your hd, its just that you cannot find it anymore. A highly skilled IT guy can locate data if your company really wants to get down and dirty with you.

But the best one is clearing your searches on Google!!! oooohhhhhh I know your thinking shit I did searches on "jobs at winners" ,"laser hair removal" ,"black heads" ,"how do I know I'm not a dancer","vegetarian spoken word poem group mississauga"
Now that I got your attention pay attention. Now it might not be the same on all Internet Explorers depending on which version you have but here is it is.
For Internet Explorer: Click on Tools. Then Internet Options. Click on Content and then Auto Complete. Then click on Clear Forms. This will erase your search history. If you don't want things showing up again in your search history then deselect the Auto Complete options at the top. Be sure to select apply or ok at the bottom




Ok thats it, yeaahhh

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