Its official

Im getting married!!

hitched!! tied down!! nail in the coffin!! all she wrote!! fat lady is singing my jam right now and i'm doing my two step!!

jk but I did get confirmation today about my new job and Im gonna take it. I'm assuming today is the start of my last two weeks here. I don't know if I have to write a letter or if bossman is gonna give me an exit interview. Maybe if he asks me what I would to do improve this office I am just going to suggest a soft serve ice cream machine. Im pretty sure these guys don't need an ice cream machine but whatever.

Very quiet today in the office, the morning started off pretty awkward for everyone but I won't go into it. I am just wrapping up my loose ends to make Reh Rehs transition into my spot as easy as pie. I am making sure my phone has no bits of food in the mouth piece. My chair is somewhat clean and at a height that is suitable for proper posture and tunnel vision friendly. My keyboard isnt sticky, gonna erase all my bookmarks on internet explorer. I don't want her to know I secretly have a crush on flowers ie: orchids. I am going to change all my business cards to her name. I am going to let Monica know that she will be having a new classmate to sit beside in class.

Other than that very quiet at work I am just staying in the shadows doing what I have to do. Everyone is just doing their own thing like its a library full of strangers doing homework.
A library full of hot people!!! owwwwwwwwww!! jk
(in my head I was loud yelling ooowwwww but really its Bjork "So Quiet" in here!!! arrrrgggggghhhhhhh!! holy shit someone say something!! can you guys read my mind?? somebody read my thoughts and acknowledge me I am going nuts!!! Im starring at G Dubbs right now expecting him just to say something, SAY SOMETHING!!! Arrggghhhh so quiet I think he thinks im farting or something!! look I'm balancing this book on my head while turning a jack-the-box!! look at me!! look i'm typing 55378008 into the calculator to spell BOOBLESS look at me!! look at the calculator!! the calculator is a pervert!! arrrrggghhhhh!! look I just fed my Tomagotchi and its loves me!! its showing a heart!! look Im gonna clean up after my Tomagotchi cause it just took a shit!! arrgghhh!!! look Im wearing Monicas wig!!! Alex I know your reading this and I hope you find this funny!! look i'm writing my new years resolutions on paper for you to pass judgement on!! arrrgghh nevermind its zombieland in here)

No one is talking to anyone, no one actually laughed today and its 5:11pm. We usually get a few loud laughs in throughout the day but I guess it is a sign of things to come wawaaaaa lol jk

Quick wrap up of the weekend, got drunk after a couples date that consisted of 4 other couples failed. We tried to watch "give it to him greek" or whatever and it was too rammed we would have to sit in the front row so we passed and went to my place, drank and laughed for abit. Saturday went to Veg Girls place for a bday bbq. Had too much fun, me and my friends mission was to somehow takeover and be the lifes of the party. A little asian invasion at a party never hurts once in awhile (thats not a shot at asians having small penises for those forward thinkers) not sure if it worked but Veg Girl aint talking to me so I guess it did!! Thank you for the invite and party Veg Girl Happy Birthday!

owwww!!